...if only

It's The Bachelor time again. I often choose not to watch this series because I hate seeing all the caddy girls fight over a man. I prefer The Bachelorette, the way things should be. But this season I love who they chose as the bachelor. He is so kind and thoughtful and seems really sincere. He's cute with his kid, has a nice body and the greatest smile ever. I want to marry him.

. . . if only he were Mormon and not already engaged and knew who I was and liked chubby girls. What can I can I say, I am a sucker for a nice guy with a good smile. And I totally want to move to Seattle.