The Pioneer Woman is city girl who fell in love with a cowboy and moved to the middle of nowhere. She tells her story so well. She takes awesome pictures. She cooks great things and posts how to make them, step by step with pictures! For example on Thursday is my day to cook at work, I am going to make the boys Crispy Yogurt Chicken and Crash Hot Potatoes. Yeah, my mouth is watering too.
Just like any other blog (mine included) not every post makes you laugh so hard you cry, but quite a few of them do. I copied a few paragraphs from her 10/14 post below. The first time I read it, it was really funny; the second time I read it, I was in tears:
For the past month, unbeknownst to me [the Pioneer Woman], she [PW's daughter] has been responding to Wetsy’s [PW's sister's] text messages any time I’ve been away from my phone—and when she responds, here’s the kicker: she poses as me. I finally figured out how to look back at text message threads [on her new iPhone] last night, and I spent an hour reading exchanges like the following:
Wetsy [PW's sister]: “Elliot is nursing right now.”
My Girl, Posing as Me [PW's daughter, posing as PW]: “Are you gonna eat your tots?”
Wetsy: “Huh?”
My Girl, Posing as Me: “Sorry. I get confused sometimes.”
Wetsy: “Huh?”
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Wetsy: “Elliot weighs 14 pounds! We just got back from the doctor.”
My Girl, Posing as Me: “Your mama weighs 14 pounds.”
Wetsy: “Whatevs.”
My Girl, Posing as Me: “Are you gonna eat your tots?”
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Wetsy: “How often did you feed your babies when they were 6 wks old?”
My Girl, Posing as Me: “I don’t have any babies.”
Wetsy: “Shut up! Seriously.”
My Girl, Posing as Me: “I like Twinkies.”
Wetsy: “Thanks for the help.”
My Girl, Posing as Me: “No problem, Muffinhead.”
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Wetsy: “Oh my gosh—Elliot’s head smells sooooo good.”
My Girl, Posing as Me: “So do my feet.”
Wetsy: “Ewwwww!”
My Girl, Posing as Me: “Sorry. I get confused sometimes.”
Wetsy: “You’re weird these days.”
My Girl, Posing as Me: “There was one?”
Wetsy: “One what?”
My Girl, Posing as Me: “Are you gonna eat your tots?”
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Apparently, she’s been harboring this secret hobby for quite some time.
Are you laughing hysterically? (like I am for the dozenth time) Or just really confused like Chris was. Either way, check out The Pioneer Woman, there is a little bit of something there for everyone.
2 comments:
i don't know why chris didn't think it was funny.. yeesh.. she's the best! Thanks for introducing me to the blog.. i've spent late nights reading it the last few days!!!
That is really funny. I laughed the whole time I was reading it. Napoleon Dynamite lives on!
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