Tuesday, July 14, 2009

i did drugs


Soon Ahhnold and I are soon going to have more things in common than a love of the Golden State. I did steroids. It was painful at first, but after a day and a half I feel awesome. In my defense I did not know that a cortisone shot was steroids.

I swear officer.

My doctor said it was legal.

Anyhow. I just wanted to profess my love of the cortisone shot. After three months of constant dull pain, sometimes sharp shooting pain, it is gone! I didn't know what a miracle worker this drug was. But now I know. And now you know. So if you ever get elbow tendinitis, and nothing else fixes it, do drugs baby. Do drugs.

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